Kill Harry

SFX: Shh! Shk
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Ginny: Hermione…
I am going to kill you…
Slowly.
Hermione: Ginny, I have only one thing to say to you.
Duck!
SFX: Tnk! Crk
Cho Chang: Ah the Weasleys.
Very loyal, very useful.
But not too bright.
You know, like Ron.

SFX: KLNG
Hermione: Wand hole?
Nothing!
Shaz-bot!
SFX: Flip
Hermione: Jiminy Cricket!
SFX: BKM! CRK!
Andy Rooney!

Minion: Ava!
Sfx: Crk! Shk!
Minion: Eck!
Hermione: Cho Chang!
Watashi ga omae o kourusuu!
Cho Chang: Jesus Christ!
Ginny: Ouch.
Cho Chang: I’m not Japanese, you stupid git, look around you, this is a Chinese Restaurant!
Chang! Chang!
How the hell does that sound Japanese to you!?
Hermione: Well I figured, the samurai sword…
Didn’t know any Chinese, so uh… felt Japanese would do…
Cho Chang: Fuck you!!! We hate the Japs!
Look at all these encrusted gold & red shit all over the place!! Every centimetre of this place is covered with this shiny, tinkly bric-a-brac!!
The Japs are tasteful, minimal decor, we are more tacky than a gangsta’ rapper with his first paycheck!
Gaudy bling bling up the wazoo!!
*snaps fingers*
Ginny. Drop this offay Biatch!
sfx: Chk
Ginny: Tee hee.

Caption: London
Chinatown
sfx: Takatak
Ah! Ech! Yargh! Ack!
ca-chk ca-chk
Hermione: Last clip!

Door sfx: Shk Shk
Severus Snape: Come in Ms. Granger
Hermione: (Drinking) Glug Glug
Mmm… ugh, uh!
Severus: …
Hermione: Thank, thank you Professor Snape.
Severus: You are no longer a student, I am no longer an instructor. Mr. Snape will do.
Hermione: Mr. Snape… You uh, seem, seem to be well.
Severus: And for someone thought to be dead, you look in excellent condition.
How may I… help you, Ms. Granger.
Hermione: Clothes, Some gold.
And a wand…
To Kill Harry.
Severus: Indeed.
…Hm My “secret stash” You might say…
SFX: SHHK
Standard size dual wands… double barreled shot wands, I used a muggle design…
Highly illegal, of course…
Slightly off…
SLF: CLK
Oh and this automatic machine wand, capable of cursing over 60 times a second. A time saver, I feel…
How many?
Hermione: All of them.
SFX: ZIP
Hermione: Let’s see, the revenge list… ok, ok.
Hey! Lupin? What’s he doing here!?
Thank you prof… Mr. Snape.
Severus: He’s a werewolf, consider it a public service!
Hermione: Good night!
SFX: Voosh
Severus: Bitch.

Hermione: “St Mongos… but for how long?

He cursed me, I remember.

I, I should be dead…
Only one place to go… back, back to…
Hogwarts!
Whew!
The ruins…
they’re still here at least.
Please… open