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SFX: Shh! Shk tptptp PNG! Ginny: Hermione… I am going to kill you… Slowly. Hermione: Ginny, I have only one thing to say to you. Duck! SFX: Tnk! Crk Cho Chang: Ah the Weasleys. Very loyal, very useful. But not … Continue reading →

SFX: KLNG Hermione: Wand hole? Nothing! Shaz-bot! SFX: Flip Hermione: Jiminy Cricket! SFX: BKM! CRK! Andy Rooney!

Minion: Ava! Sfx: Crk! Shk! Minion: Eck! Hermione: Cho Chang! Watashi ga omae o kourusuu! Cho Chang: Jesus Christ! Ginny: Ouch. Cho Chang: I’m not Japanese, you stupid git, look around you, this is a Chinese Restaurant! Chang! Chang! How … Continue reading →

Caption: London Chinatown sfx: Takatak Ah! Ech! Yargh! Ack! ca-chk ca-chk Hermione: Last clip!

Door sfx: Shk Shk Severus Snape: Come in Ms. Granger Hermione: (Drinking) Glug Glug Mmm… ugh, uh! Severus: … Hermione: Thank, thank you Professor Snape. Severus: You are no longer a student, I am no longer an instructor. Mr. Snape … Continue reading →

Hermione: “St Mongos… but for how long? He cursed me, I remember. I, I should be dead… Only one place to go… back, back to… Hogwarts! Whew! The ruins… they’re still here at least. Please… open