Kill Harry

Door sfx: Shk Shk
Severus Snape: Come in Ms. Granger
Hermione: (Drinking) Glug Glug
Mmm… ugh, uh!
Severus: …
Hermione: Thank, thank you Professor Snape.
Severus: You are no longer a student, I am no longer an instructor. Mr. Snape will do.
Hermione: Mr. Snape… You uh, seem, seem to be well.
Severus: And for someone thought to be dead, you look in excellent condition.
How may I… help you, Ms. Granger.
Hermione: Clothes, Some gold.
And a wand…
To Kill Harry.
Severus: Indeed.
…Hm My “secret stash” You might say…
SFX: SHHK
Standard size dual wands… double barreled shot wands, I used a muggle design…
Highly illegal, of course…
Slightly off…
SLF: CLK
Oh and this automatic machine wand, capable of cursing over 60 times a second. A time saver, I feel…
How many?
Hermione: All of them.
SFX: ZIP
Hermione: Let’s see, the revenge list… ok, ok.
Hey! Lupin? What’s he doing here!?
Thank you prof… Mr. Snape.
Severus: He’s a werewolf, consider it a public service!
Hermione: Good night!
SFX: Voosh
Severus: Bitch.

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