Kill Harry

Minion: Ava!
Sfx: Crk! Shk!
Minion: Eck!
Hermione: Cho Chang!
Watashi ga omae o kourusuu!
Cho Chang: Jesus Christ!
Ginny: Ouch.
Cho Chang: I’m not Japanese, you stupid git, look around you, this is a Chinese Restaurant!
Chang! Chang!
How the hell does that sound Japanese to you!?
Hermione: Well I figured, the samurai sword…
Didn’t know any Chinese, so uh… felt Japanese would do…
Cho Chang: Fuck you!!! We hate the Japs!
Look at all these encrusted gold & red shit all over the place!! Every centimetre of this place is covered with this shiny, tinkly bric-a-brac!!
The Japs are tasteful, minimal decor, we are more tacky than a gangsta’ rapper with his first paycheck!
Gaudy bling bling up the wazoo!!
*snaps fingers*
Ginny. Drop this offay Biatch!
sfx: Chk
Ginny: Tee hee.

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